benedictatorship:

theunitedstatesofnatalie:

imagine waking up to this.

you simply cannot do that to my heart no I refuse

unfortunately-i:

jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

4 minutes try a whole hour

moraniarty:

can we just appreciate Alexander Rybak for a second

for what was probably the best song Eurovision will ever produce

and for being the most adorable little fucker ever

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

• My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
• My Dad: 
• My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ

glenbulb:

lublintodublin:

I’m sorry, I haven’t seen this before either! What?! Oh god look at your slightly mad two toned hair. Oh good grief. What if I actually die of Benedict? How will they write it on the death certificate? 

LOOK AT YOU.

Never ever change charming Benny

witnessthefallout:

LMFAO

ishipjohnlock247:

swan-neck:

What has Tumblr done to me?

god bless Tumblr!!