so my flatmate has his girlfriend over in the kitchen and I want to make food but I can’t because they’re there.
I’m hungry, stop residing in the kitchen please.
just realised my boyfriend’s name is ben, which is the beginning of benedict cumberbatch’s name. so sue me I don’t connect things well shh.
fuck stop singing jake and marley. you’re not making me feel any better at this moment in time fuck relationships and fuck life. fuck everything at the moment.
MY BOYFRIEND HAD A COFFEE SHOP AU DREAM.
OH M Y GOD GUISE.
THIS SHIT IS REAL.
HE TOLD ME.
JUST NOW.
OVER SKYPE.
I CANNOT.
I WORKED AT A COFFEE SHOP NEARBY.
AND I GAVE HIM COFFEE.
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD………..,dmnasjkldnsabhdashkdbhsaklda
Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.
Started a (new) relationship.
Been on a long car journey.
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night.
Talked on the phone for over 2 hours.
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event.
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair.
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet.
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.
